Dear United States of America,
take notes.
Sincerely,
Human Rights
like seriously how fucking hard is that
oh look no more worry about marrying dogs
perfect
EASY.
Exactly!
Beauty
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Have to reblog as my old home is on that lakefront street:)
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- Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
- Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
- Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
- Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
- Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
- Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
- Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
- Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
- Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
- Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
- Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
- Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
- Switch the ones for Scorpio and Taurus. Then this will be right.
Source: noelbackwardsisleon
lmfaOOOO
I’ll wait for someone versed in the language of Pokemon to translate this for me.
You don’t want to know what it says
My childhood innocence is ruined!
O_O
Wait… but.. No? D:
Source: rawrism
My face just melted…
OK, this just gets more amazing as it goes on.
Without a doubt… one of the coolest dance presentation videos I have ever witnessed. Holy shit.
WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW WATCH IT WATCH IT
daaaaaaayum
This is some awesome shit!! Check it out!!
Omg. Must watch!!
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Source: extensioncord
GotyeEyes Wide Open - Gotye
But it was like to stop consuming Is to stop being human And why would I make a change
If you won't We're all in the same boat,
Staying afloat For the moment
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Source: earphonies
- Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
- Monitor: No prob, boss.
- Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
- Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
- Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
- Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
- Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
- Mouse: Of course.
- Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and C simultaneously.
- Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
- Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
- Printer: No.
- Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
- Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
- Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
- Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
- Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
- Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
- Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
- Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
- Computer: You are not out of in-
- Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
- Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
- Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
- Computer: Just do it, damn it!
- Monitor: Yes sir.
- Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
- Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
- Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
- Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
- Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
- Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
- Computer: No. He did this to himself.
Source: atrocious-stories
Someone asked for a video of me singing. <3
Sorry about the choppy bits, yesterday was my first time singing and playing this song at the same time so I was nervus.
Poison Oak- Bright Eyes
Lovely stunning friend of mine:) you are so wonderful! I love when you sing!!
If you love your mom, repost this. One girl didn’t and her mom died 4 days later.
THE AMOUNT OF NOTES. <3 i’ve reblogged so many times lol NOT RISKING IT
WOULD NEVER RISK THIS
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Source: thanhv
This is me as i slowly back away from situation…
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Source: xcascantex
